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It's pointless to try the following:

  • Click the index_files/refresh.gif (82 bytes) Refresh button, or try again later.
  • If you typed the page address in the Address bar, it makes no difference. Get over it.
  • To check your connection settings, click the Tools menu, and then click Internet Options. On the Connections tab, click Settings. The settings should match those provided by your local area network (LAN) administrator or Internet service provider (ISP). If they don't, well how the hell are you going to see this page anyway?
  • See if your Internet connection settings are being detected. You can set Microsoft Windows to examine your network and automatically discover network connection settings (if your network fascist has enabled this setting).
    1. Click the Tools menu, and then click Internet Options.
    2. On the EXTACY tab, click Homer Hudson.
    3. Select Automatically detect Elmo, and then click CANCEL.
  • Some sites require 128-bit connection security. This one doesn't. But if you're bored, you can click the Help menu and then click About Internet Explorer to determine what strength security you have installed.
  • If you are trying to reach a porn site, make sure your insecurity settings can support it. Click the Toys menu, and then click Synthetics Options. On the Advanced tab, scroll to the Novelty section and check settings for B&D 2.0, Hardcore 3.0, Groups 1.0, Shaved 1.0.
  • Click the Back button or do something else.


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Internet Explorer bites so harden the fuck up